africa-will-unite:

"I will give you an example of how race affects my life. I live in a place called Alpine, New Jersey. Live in Alpine, New Jersey, right? My house costs millions of dollars. [some whistles and cheers from the audience] Don’t hate the player, hate the game. In my neighborhood, there are four black people. Hundreds of houses, four black people. Who are these black people? Well, there’s me, Mary J. Blige, Jay-Z and Eddie Murphy. Only black people in the whole neighborhood. So let’s break it down, let’s break it down: me, I’m a decent comedian. I’m a’ight. [applause] Mary J. Blige, one of the greatest R&B singers to ever walk the Earth. Jay-Z, one of the greatest rappers to ever live. Eddie Murphy, one of the funniest actors to ever, ever do it. Do you know what the white man who lives next door to me does for a living? He’s a fucking dentist! He ain’t the best dentist in the world…he ain’t going to the dental hall of fame…he don’t get plaques for getting rid of plaque. He’s just a yank-your-tooth-out dentist. See, the black man gotta fly to get to somethin’ the white man can walk to." Chris Rock

africa-will-unite:

"I will give you an example of how race affects my life. I live in a place called Alpine, New Jersey. Live in Alpine, New Jersey, right? My house costs millions of dollars. [some whistles and cheers from the audience] Don’t hate the player, hate the game. In my neighborhood, there are four black people. Hundreds of houses, four black people. Who are these black people? Well, there’s me, Mary J. Blige, Jay-Z and Eddie Murphy. Only black people in the whole neighborhood. So let’s break it down, let’s break it down: me, I’m a decent comedian. I’m a’ight. [applause] Mary J. Blige, one of the greatest R&B singers to ever walk the Earth. Jay-Z, one of the greatest rappers to ever live. Eddie Murphy, one of the funniest actors to ever, ever do it. Do you know what the white man who lives next door to me does for a living? He’s a fucking dentist! He ain’t the best dentist in the world…he ain’t going to the dental hall of fame…he don’t get plaques for getting rid of plaque. He’s just a yank-your-tooth-out dentist. See, the black man gotta fly to get to somethin’ the white man can walk to." Chris Rock

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When women don’t understand the bond between a man and the guy who cuts his hair. #hardbeingaman #manproblems #haircut

When women don’t understand the bond between a man and the guy who cuts his hair. #hardbeingaman #manproblems #haircut


My parents taught me to side with justice. I came from another planet with powers and abilities far beyond those of other men. I’m known as a hero, an inspiration, a champion. It’s been a good life.
My parents’ killer was never brought to justice. I cloak myself in the very shadows the gunman used to hide his face from me. I’m known as urban myth, a frightening creature, the bogeyman. It is not a life I would wish on anyone.

My parents taught me to side with justice. I came from another planet with powers and abilities far beyond those of other men. I’m known as a hero, an inspiration, a champion. It’s been a good life.

My parents’ killer was never brought to justice. I cloak myself in the very shadows the gunman used to hide his face from me. I’m known as urban myth, a frightening creature, the bogeyman. It is not a life I would wish on anyone.

(Source: clarkents, via mrtanman)

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fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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I don’t even…

(via lafillepeusur)

dommifox:

They’re gonna eat all the chickens…

dommifox:

They’re gonna eat all the chickens…

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It took many years of vomiting up all the filth I’d been taught about myself, and half-believed, before I was able to walk on this earth as though I had a right to be here.

James Baldwin (via observando)
There’s that dastardly bastard! #nyc #beard

There’s that dastardly bastard! #nyc #beard

There’s that dastardly bastard! And no, the beard isn’t trimmed, it’s just tucked. Beard tucking IS an exact science, people. #nyc #beard

There’s that dastardly bastard! And no, the beard isn’t trimmed, it’s just tucked. Beard tucking IS an exact science, people. #nyc #beard